Hammers, Drills, Nails, and other things

Are not being used quickly enough.
I have just recently been informed that my new life that is scheduled to start in 17 days is not going to play out as scheduled. For the past 5 months I have been set up to live in Plaza Verde dorms with Kinsey Coppedge on the second floor. Today, 2 and a half weeks before move in, I am told that those dorms are not completed yet. That I will actually been smashed into an old stinky dorm with two girls I don't know to make due and live. Well you know what I say? I say ef college. I am going to become a stripper.

If those dorms are not completed very soon, I will bring my own hammer and nails and get to work.