Attempt at Presidential Assissnation

Ortega, Picture by the U.S. Park Police

Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez has been charged with attempt to assassinate the president. He reasoning was the belief that he, himself, is Jesus and President Barack Obama is the Antichrist. I partly believe the second half...
"Well, you know the president is getting ready to make an announcement that they're going to put GPS chips in all the children, so they're safe," said Ortega.
He claimed that President Obama was planning on implanting chips into all children, therefore giving the mark of the Antichrist. Personally, if the president does end up saying that he plans on doing anything remotely close to that... I may just go crazy too.
Ortega actually succeeded in breaking a window to the living quarters of the President and first lady Michelle Obama. He was found in a Pennsylvania hotel and arrested on Wednesday.

I guess it was the facial hair that led him to believe he was Jesus? I wish I could grow facial hair.

Moral of the story: If you're president.... Avoid all "O" names.